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College football’s 2018 All-name team

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In college football’s first full week of action, teams like LSU, Alabama, and Auburn made early names for themselves with quality victories. There were players across the country who wanted to put their names out in the public because of their performances on the field. However, one of the best things about college football are the players with great names throughout the country and here are some of the best names, as chosen by me, that you will see this entire 2018 season regardless of their on-field performance.

2018 College Football’s All-name team



Houston-D’Eriq KingRoyalty at quarterback is a great start

East Carolina-Reid HerringIt’s a fallacy as to why I chose this name

Running backs

Oklahoma State-Justice HillCoolness rating is off the charts

Miami (FL)-Travis Homer-Seeing “Homer” on the back of a jersey brings out the cartoon and sports fan in me

Wide Receivers

Texas-Lil’Jordan Humphrey-The story of his first name is that as a compromise for his older brother — who wanted him to be named ‘Michael’ for Michael Jordan — his mother went with “Lil’Jordan

Boise State-Octavius Evans-His nickname should be “Doctor Octopus” like Spider-Man’s foe

Fresno State-KeeSean Johnson-Pronounced like a certain former All-American wideout out of USC back in the day

Nevada-McLane MannixThe Mountain West Conference is full of great names

Tight Ends

Memphis-Joey MagnificoThe Tigers radio announcers should just shout his last name instead of touchdown when he scores

Wisconsin-Zander NeuvilleThe latest in a long line of great Badgers tight ends gets attention for more than just his name

Offensive Linemen

Indiana-Coy CronkAn emotional name

Air Force-Wolfgang RehbockWho doesn’t like a Wolfgang?

UCLA-Boss TagaloaA name that screams offensive or defensive lineman and he’s played both

VanderbiltEgidio DellaRipaAs unique as it gets

Texas A&MKeaton Sutherland-If football doesn’t work out, maybe acting


Defensive Linemen

NebraskaFreedom AkinmoladunGreat name combination

San Diego StateNoble HallSeems more like the name of a dorm residence than a football player

NC StateEurndraus BryantThere can’t be too many Eurndrauses out there

Mississippi State-Gerri GreenAwesome alliteration


Tulsa-Diamon CannonWould be even better if he played quarterback

Georgia StateChase MiddletonScreams the inside linebacker position that he plays

Florida International-Fermin SilvaCould be the name of a UFC fighter


Oregon-Deommodore LenoirA winner in the game of Scrabble

HawaiiRojesterman Farris IIThe only thing missing after that name is Esq.


Louisville-Khane PassHis brother Jawon is an actually quarterback on the team so at Louisville’s practice there is a Pass defending passes from a Pass

Maryland-Qwuantrezz KnightAs flashy as first names get


PurdueJ.D. DellingerA kicker in the rye


Temple-Connor BowlerOnly because if he plays in the NFL he’s a guaranteed pro “Bowler”

Head Coach

Syracuse-Dino BabersClose call over BYU’s Kalani Sitake 


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