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Jerry’s World Simulated: NFL 2018 Week 1 Results

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I gave my PS4 a shot at picking the NFL week one picks, to recap this is what is predicted:

PS4 Predictions:
Atlanta 28 – 26 Philadelphia
Buffalo 14 – 21 Baltimore
Jacksonville 21 – 27 New York Giants
Tampa Bay 3 – 28 New Orleans
Houston 14 – 17 New England
San Francisco 21 – 17 Minnesota
Tennessee 35 – 24 Miami
Cincinnati 17 – 14 Indianapolis
Pittsburgh 14 – 27 Cleveland
Kansas City 24 – 28 L.A. Chargers
Seattle 17 – 13 Denver
Dallas 14 – 16 Carolina
Washington 19 – 0 Arizona
Chicago 35 – 41 Green Bay
New York Jets 33 – 27 Detroit
L.A. Rams 31 – 24 Oakland

Jerry’s Predictions:
Atlanta 28 – 17 Philadelphia
Buffalo 14 – 21 Baltimore
Jacksonville 27 – 21 New York Giants
Tampa Bay 3 – 28 New Orleans
Houston 14 – 17 New England
San Francisco 21 – 17 Minnesota
Tennessee 35 – 10 Miami
Cincinnati 17 – 14 Indianapolis
Pittsburgh 27 – 14 Cleveland
Kansas City 28 – 24 L.A. Chargers
Seattle 17 – 13 Denver
Dallas 14 – 16 Carolina
Washington 19 – 14 Arizona
Chicago 35 – 41 Green Bay
New York Jets 27 – 35 Detroit
L.A. Rams 31 – 24 Oakland

NFL results:
Atlanta 12 – 18 Philadelphia
Buffalo 3 – 47 Baltimore
Jacksonville 20 – 15 New York Giants
Tampa Bay 48 – 40 New Orleans
Houston 20 – 27 New England
San Francisco 16 – 24 Minnesota
Tennessee 20 – 27 Miami
Cincinnati 34 – 23 Indianapolis
Pittsburgh 21 – 21 Cleveland
Kansas City 38 – 28 L.A. Chargers
Seattle 24 – 27 Denver
Dallas 8 – 16 Carolina
Washington 24 – 6 Arizona
Chicago 23 – 24 Green Bay
New York Jets 48 – 17 Detroit
L.A. Rams 33 –13 Oakland

The magic PlayStation went 8-8 and I ended up going 10-6. I guess I should have given Philadelphia more credit than I did, they are the Super Bowl champs. I also thought the Atlanta Offensive Coordinator Steve Sarkisian would get better at calling plays in the red zone this year too.

I thought New Orleans would beat the Buccaneers too, I sure couldn’t have predicted Ryan Fitzpatrick slinging the rock for 417 yards and four TDs. Holy Crap, I would say pick him up in fantasy football, but he has a touch match up against the Eagles this week and what happens when Jameis Winston comes back?

Why did I pick San Francisco to beat Minnesota again? Maybe it was because of Jimmy Garoppolo’s hair?

I picked Tennessee to beat Miami. I guess I’m not used to Miami winning.

I didn’t pick Cleveland to tie Pittsburgh that is for sure, even if Le’Veon Bell is holding out. That James Conner is pretty good though, I already picked him up in all my leagues and traded him to the Bell owners. I got Stefon Diggs in one league and JuJu Smith-Schuster in another.

I got the Seattle vs Denver game wrong. I forgot the Seahawks don’t have the Legion of Boom, it’s more like the Legion of Gloom, just trade Earl Thomas to the Cowboys already!

And I knew my Dallas Cowboys would lose. The Cowboys are not good this year folks. I think the reason Dak Prescott had so much success in 2016 is because they ran the ball so effectively and Dak just managed the game, he didn’t do anything that spectacular. I don’t think. The Cowboys’ offensive line is not the same as 2016 and they have absolutely no receivers to throw the ball to. It’s going to be a long season for me and the Cowboys.

I went to bed at halftime in the Green Bay game.  I would say Chicago vs. Green Bay, but it was really the Green Bay game.  I saw Aaron Rodgers get carted off the field and the look on his face told me that he was done maybe for a while and that he was just tired of getting hurt, possibly defeated.  But, when I got up in the morning I was surprised to see Rodgers got my fantasy football opponent 28.94 points.  I couldn’t really believe my eyes.  Aaron Rodgers is not human, I heard (yes I just watched the highlights) the guy somehow led the Packers to a fourth quarter – three TD victory.  WOW!  Tom Brady wouldn’t have been able to do that.  Rodgers is the GOAT!

And the PS4 did come close to some scores too.  It missed Jacksonville’s point total by 1 point, Miami’s by three points, it picked the Chargers’ 28 points.  It also picked Carolina’s 16 point total and it missed the Rams’ point total by only two.

Stay tuned to see who me and my PlayStation pick this week, follow me on Twitter @EmryJr

 

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